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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Creative Non-Fiction
A Short Story Lol
It is 12:06 PM, on Wednesday, April 7th. These are all of the text messages in the inbox of my phone. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
I will be offering a fine liquor to whoever comes up with the best version of my side.
Dec 5, 11:39 PM Sarah Zimmer: Ps don’t worry we are already making out. Jealous?
Dec 5, 11:41 PM Sarah Zimmer: Good says we
Dec 5, 11:46 PM Sarah Zimmer: your x is watching me in the hallway w Will
Dec 6, 1:32 AM Will Kiselmann: HA
Dec 6, 4:53 AM Will Kiselmann: Jesus h christ that was insane
Dec 6, 7:57 AM Will Kiselmann: The things she said! The things she did!
Dec 6, 7:59 AM Will Kiselmann: Erotic asphyxiation?
Dec 6, 8:01 AM Will Kiselmann: Never spocked a girl before tonight
Dec 6, 8:03 AM Will Kiselmann: Yes!!!!
Dec 6, 8:04 AM Will Kiselmann: Including like 5 mins ago before she left
Dec 6, 8:14 AM Will Kiselmann: Fucking insane. I’m gonna go to sleep now and probably have haunting dreams. Strength and honor my friend.
Jan 30, 2:10 AM Rob Murphy: I thought of an interesting evolutionary advantage
Feb 11, 11:34 PM Simone: It will be necessary because so much about hipsters can be inferred from outward appearance. Will you illustrate?
Feb 11, 11:38 PM Simone: The hipster papoose!
Mar 2, 4:24 PM Sarah Zimmer: I’ve officially decided that Emily is hot lol
Mar 4, 12:29 PM Arun: Hey hit me up when you get a chance
Mar 4, 5:06 PM Sarah Zimmer: Practicing w her on the field, she’s very sexy in under armour
Mar 4 5:11 PM Sarah Zimmer: Nice tits
Mar 4 5:17 PM Sarah Zimmer: I have its been cold outside really cold lol
Mar 27, 2:22 AM Rob Murphy: Tonight? Awesome. Just be sure to update him on the progress of the nuclear car
Apr 2, 10:13 Sarah Zimmer: I’m in the city until Sunday, lets bang? I’m staying w my friends but I could def make time for a quickie lol xo heather xo
Apr 3, 8:07 AM Sarah Zimmer: You awake lol
Apr 3, 8:13 AM Sarah Zimmer: Lol
Apr 3, 8:13 AM Sarah Zimmer: Sorry
Apr 3, 8:14 AM Sarah Zimmer: I had to wake up to move my car lol and my friend red the sign wrong and I got a 65 dollar ticket for street cleaning lol
Apr 3, 8:18 AM Sarah Zimmer: I could come over? Where do you live?
Apr 3, 8:23 AM Sarah Zimmer: Oh I’m not driving anymore, I’m on 79 and York. Subway?
Apr 3, 8:31 AM Sarah Zimmer: Wake up! You there!
Apr 3, 8:34 AM Sarah Zimmer: Ya I hate the subway, okay I’m coming now! Get excited! Oh and I really need to shower lol
Apr 3, 8:36 AM Sarah Zimmer: Yay
Apr 3, 11:25 AM Arielle: No thanks on the 3way. Crazy chicks have diseases
Apr 3, 11: 27 AM Arielle: Eeeewwww
Apr 3, 2:33 PM Will Kiselmann: Oh no
Apr 3, 2:35 PM Will Kiselmann: Congratulations!
Apr 3, 2:38 PM Will Kiselmann: Really fun. More relaxed than past years
Apr 3, 10:58 PM Sarah Zimmer: So I’m drunk, and I’m sleeping at my friends in Brooklyn tonight, but maybe would you want to bang before I leave for prov tomorrow
Apr 3 11:12 PM Sarah Zimmer: What r you doing right now lol
Apr 3 11:13 PM Sarah Zimmer: My girl friend and I just made out in the bathroom at dinner
Apr 3 11:15 PM Sarah Zimmer: Whats ur address? broadway and Amsterdam and what?
Apr 4 1:36 PM Sarah Zimmer: Unfortunately I have to head back for my group project, but I’m surer ill see you soon
Apr 4 1:56 PM Sarah Zimmer: Three way was never happening lol
Apr 4, 1:57 PM Sarah Zimmer: My friend doesn’t really like guys lol
Apr 6, 8:04 PM Ben Frank: Wow, you made my day. Hopefully you solved this problem. Or got arrested for pooping in public.
TO BE CONTINUED!
It is 12:06 PM, on Wednesday, April 7th. These are all of the text messages in the inbox of my phone. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
I will be offering a fine liquor to whoever comes up with the best version of my side.
Dec 5, 11:39 PM Sarah Zimmer: Ps don’t worry we are already making out. Jealous?
Dec 5, 11:41 PM Sarah Zimmer: Good says we
Dec 5, 11:46 PM Sarah Zimmer: your x is watching me in the hallway w Will
Dec 6, 1:32 AM Will Kiselmann: HA
Dec 6, 4:53 AM Will Kiselmann: Jesus h christ that was insane
Dec 6, 7:57 AM Will Kiselmann: The things she said! The things she did!
Dec 6, 7:59 AM Will Kiselmann: Erotic asphyxiation?
Dec 6, 8:01 AM Will Kiselmann: Never spocked a girl before tonight
Dec 6, 8:03 AM Will Kiselmann: Yes!!!!
Dec 6, 8:04 AM Will Kiselmann: Including like 5 mins ago before she left
Dec 6, 8:14 AM Will Kiselmann: Fucking insane. I’m gonna go to sleep now and probably have haunting dreams. Strength and honor my friend.
Jan 30, 2:10 AM Rob Murphy: I thought of an interesting evolutionary advantage
Feb 11, 11:34 PM Simone: It will be necessary because so much about hipsters can be inferred from outward appearance. Will you illustrate?
Feb 11, 11:38 PM Simone: The hipster papoose!
Mar 2, 4:24 PM Sarah Zimmer: I’ve officially decided that Emily is hot lol
Mar 4, 12:29 PM Arun: Hey hit me up when you get a chance
Mar 4, 5:06 PM Sarah Zimmer: Practicing w her on the field, she’s very sexy in under armour
Mar 4 5:11 PM Sarah Zimmer: Nice tits
Mar 4 5:17 PM Sarah Zimmer: I have its been cold outside really cold lol
Mar 27, 2:22 AM Rob Murphy: Tonight? Awesome. Just be sure to update him on the progress of the nuclear car
Apr 2, 10:13 Sarah Zimmer: I’m in the city until Sunday, lets bang? I’m staying w my friends but I could def make time for a quickie lol xo heather xo
Apr 3, 8:07 AM Sarah Zimmer: You awake lol
Apr 3, 8:13 AM Sarah Zimmer: Lol
Apr 3, 8:13 AM Sarah Zimmer: Sorry
Apr 3, 8:14 AM Sarah Zimmer: I had to wake up to move my car lol and my friend red the sign wrong and I got a 65 dollar ticket for street cleaning lol
Apr 3, 8:18 AM Sarah Zimmer: I could come over? Where do you live?
Apr 3, 8:23 AM Sarah Zimmer: Oh I’m not driving anymore, I’m on 79 and York. Subway?
Apr 3, 8:31 AM Sarah Zimmer: Wake up! You there!
Apr 3, 8:34 AM Sarah Zimmer: Ya I hate the subway, okay I’m coming now! Get excited! Oh and I really need to shower lol
Apr 3, 8:36 AM Sarah Zimmer: Yay
Apr 3, 11:25 AM Arielle: No thanks on the 3way. Crazy chicks have diseases
Apr 3, 11: 27 AM Arielle: Eeeewwww
Apr 3, 2:33 PM Will Kiselmann: Oh no
Apr 3, 2:35 PM Will Kiselmann: Congratulations!
Apr 3, 2:38 PM Will Kiselmann: Really fun. More relaxed than past years
Apr 3, 10:58 PM Sarah Zimmer: So I’m drunk, and I’m sleeping at my friends in Brooklyn tonight, but maybe would you want to bang before I leave for prov tomorrow
Apr 3 11:12 PM Sarah Zimmer: What r you doing right now lol
Apr 3 11:13 PM Sarah Zimmer: My girl friend and I just made out in the bathroom at dinner
Apr 3 11:15 PM Sarah Zimmer: Whats ur address? broadway and Amsterdam and what?
Apr 4 1:36 PM Sarah Zimmer: Unfortunately I have to head back for my group project, but I’m surer ill see you soon
Apr 4 1:56 PM Sarah Zimmer: Three way was never happening lol
Apr 4, 1:57 PM Sarah Zimmer: My friend doesn’t really like guys lol
Apr 6, 8:04 PM Ben Frank: Wow, you made my day. Hopefully you solved this problem. Or got arrested for pooping in public.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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